Thursday, May 21, 2009

Funny Finals

So this week is finals week. Today I took a Lunch final and my Chorus final. We actually don't take a test for Lunch, we just hang out in the cafeteria. People usually bring a ton of video games to play, games, and sometimes musical instruments. I played Rock Band a little and brought Twister. I'm not gonna lie, Twister is pretty funny to see high school kids play. It always ends being gross or sexual. I find it hilarious when two guys are facing off against each other in twister and they position themselves next to the other guy. They make themselves look very homosexual. It's quite hilarious. It's also comical to see a lot of people try to play Twister all at once on one map......You draw the map in your head of what that looks like . lol

I also took my Chorus final. Which was a load of CACK by the way. I didn't know a thing on it because my Chorus teacher hasn't taught us anything on the test. He doesn't really teach people, he guides them through music. So basically to sound good in Chorus, you have to know how to sing before you join the class. That's why I sound mildly mediocre in that class. I joined to learn how to sing, guess I won't be learning anything. My chorus teacher has taught me some stuff but not a lot. I learned how to match pitch and everything after that, I imitate sounds that come out of his throat. During our Chorus show, I lipsynched during the hole thing. I might have sang some notes but mostly did an Ashlee Simpson(except nobody knew I lipsynched and I didn't jig onstage). Nobody knew the answers on the test so he let us use the music textbooks. No one used them anyway because we heard he doesn't count the final as a grade. I heard he just puts them in a file. Idk if that is true cause while I was taking my chorus final, I saw him grading some test. Btw, there are 4 girl choir classes and 1 guy choir class. Guys wear tuxes while we perform onstage, girls wear dresses or some dancing leotard thingy.

Anyway.......they had this ridiculous essay portion at the end of the test. He told us to write a response to one of the questions. I'm a silly bitch kind of kid and so I decided to write a response to all 3 questions. I basically wrote all of them about my friend Mason, who is also in the Chorus class with me. The test is ridiculous so might as well write a ridiculous response too. Never took his test serious. I just tried for some parts but circled random stuff until the essay portion.

Response to essay question 1: Mason F. likes to touch himself at night while singing show tunes from Sound of Music and Kiss Me Kate. He does it with peanut butter smeared all over his face. To be fair to jelly and chocolate, he puts jelly in between his toes and chocolate inside his ears. Sometimes he wears a tiara too.

Response to essay question 2: Mason F. often never wears shoes to school. Most of the time he will wear sandals. He doesn't care to groom his nasty feet but he has told me had gotten a pedicure once. Sometimes I worry about that boy. But I never worry that he will drown in a pool because he is an excellent swimmer.

Response to essay question 3: Mason F. has an incredibly high singing voice. It's very strange because his speaking voice is very low. Mason is in fact able to sing Like A Virgin by Madonna in the same octave as Madonna herself. Mr. S(Chorus teacher fyi) loves Mason's voice . Mason behaves well so I do believe he could be transferred into women's choir. Just don't force him to wear those black dresses. Mason's voice is very lovely. Mason has to go tinkle right now. I suspect he will take a long time in the bathroom because he will be texting all his little friends.

So those were my answers to a Choir final. Yep, I'm a silly boy. ;p